There’s an old saying on the internet: If it has a screen, it can run DOOM. At this point, it’s not even a joke, to be honest. It’s a scientific constant. For over three decades, players have found increasingly deranged ways to make id Software’s 1993 masterpiece run on devices that were never meant to display anything more than a pixelated clock. What this has resulted in is a bizarre yet brilliant catalog of ports that straddle the line between technological marvel and trashpost energy.