Remember waiting for the BIOS to finish loading? In the space of a decade or two, we’ve really sped up how fast a computer can boot up, from staring at endless white text on a black background to arriving at the operating system’s login page within seconds. But what if you didn’t even have to wait that long to talk to your friends? If you’re truly impatient (or insane) enough, someone has created an app that lets you run an IRC client within the UEFI. Why? Not even they really know.