You kids and your Switches and your Switch 2s and your mobile phones with Clash of Clans. Why, back in my day, we had to make-do with Game Boys, which you couldn’t play if the room was even just a little bit dark. In fact, some of us had to make do with games you played using a clickwheel on an iPod. No a***og sticks, no shoulder b***ons, and definitely no screenshot b***ons; it’s just you, a wheel, and the teeny-tiny iPod screen.