The “RAMpocalypse” of 2026 needs no introduction. A quick scroll through hardware news reveals the desperate ways consumers are coping. From users salvaging laptop modules to create DIY kits, to the rise of RAM theft—the story of consumer memory is now equal parts ingenuity and equal parts desperation. Upgrade plans have been shattered, data centers have h***ded every available gigabyte, and retail prices have skyrocketed by over 150%.