If you take a look at the modern handheld landscape with devices like the ROG Ally X, the Lenovo Legion Go, and the MSI Claw, the numbers are just jaw-dropping, with 8-core CPUs, 24GB of DDR5 RAM, and massive screens. On paper, these devices absolutely annihilate the Steam Deck’s aging custom APU, but in practice you plug them in, boot up a game, and watch the battery drain 1% every minute while the fans shriek like a server rack.